Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret

1. Does this come in children's sizes?
2. No thanks. Just sniffing...
3. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
4. Mom will love this.
5. Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
6. Can you put a "tail-hole" in the back?
7. Do you have this in my size?
8. The Miracle What?! This is better than world peace!!
9. 145 bucks?! I can't hide that kind of spending from my wife!
10. Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.