Borg Barbie
The Mattel Toy company, in conjunction with Paramount Studios, announces
the newest release in the "Barbie" line, "Borg Barbie." Created as an
offshoot of the Classic Trek Barbie and Ken line, Borg Barbie features
the fun of Barbie and the excitement of the fabulously successful Star
Trek (tm) films and television programs.
Borg Barbie comes with a complete Borg suit and SHE TALKS!!! Watch your
children marvel as Borg Barbie says phrases like, "Assimilation is Hard,"
"Let's accessorize our implants," "Your shopping mall WILL service the
Borg," and "Let's absorb some cultures!"
Recognizing a long-time deficiency in the Ken product, Mattel is releasing
its new, "Assimilated Ken," with a complete line of attachments and
accessories. Assimilated Ken comes "fully functional and versed in
multiple techniques," to give your kids hours of enjoyment.
The Borg Barbie line includes the new Shuttlecraft that converts into a
Borg Cube. The Borg Cube configuration features slots to insert Barbie,
Ken, and the new "Modified Midge" and "Cyber Skipper" dolls. Join all four
to create an invincible Barbie Collective that says, "We are Barbie of
Borg. Resistance is Futile. You WILL buy accessories for US."