He put what where and did what?
Actual artical from the LA Times.
In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in
the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his
homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency
treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a
cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he
explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd
had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out
again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light
might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman
described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas
and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and
severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and
whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the
intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski
suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the
gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his
anus and lower intestinal tract.