The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
- I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
- While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Her tits are just too big.
- Sometimes I just want to be held.
- That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
- Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
- We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping
and I can hold your purse.
- Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
- I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for
directions.
The Last Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:
- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just
being friends.
- Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche
that way.
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one.
- Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the
armpit are just too cute.
- This diamond is way too big!
- I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to
swallow.
- Wow, it really is 14 inches!
- Does this make my butt look too small?
- I'm wrong, you must be right again.
I think a guy wrote these ones.....