Grad Students & Their Advisor Each Make a Wish
A Masters student, a PhD student and their advisor are walking on a beach
and find a strange looking bottle. When they open it, a genie pops out
and says that he normally grants three wishes, so he'll give them each
one wish.
The Masters student wishes he could be driving down the California coast
in a red Ferrari with a beautiful blonde. The genie waves his hands and
poof! he's gone.
The PhD student wishes he were on a Caribbean island
with six beautiful women. The genie waves his hands again and sends him
to the island.
The genie turns to the professor and asks for his wish.
The professor says "I want those two back in the lab after lunch."