Seminars For Males (prepared and presented by females)
- Combatting Stupidity
- You, Too, Can Do Housework
- PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
- How to Fill an Ice Tray
- We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
- Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
- Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
- Get a Life: Learn to Cook
- How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
- Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
- You: The Weaker Sex
- Reasons to Give Flowers
- How to Stay Awake After Sex -- Afterglow, Hold Me, Talk to Me
- Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
- Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
- You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try
- The Morning Dilemma -- If IT's awake: Take A Cold Shower
- I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
- How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
- "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
- Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
- How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
- The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
- Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
- Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
- Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too
- Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
- You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
- Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked")
- Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
- The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary
- Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
- Techniques of Calling Home
- Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.
Seminars For Females (prepared and presented by males)
- Are You Ready to Leave?: Definition of the Word YES
- Appropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled "Honey, Do I Look Fat?")
- Elementary Map Reading
- Crying and Law Enforcement
- Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
- You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
- Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
- The Seven-Outfit Week
- PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With It")
- Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
- Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Red Lights
- Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
- Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
- The Super Bowl: Not a Game: A Sacrament
- Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")
- How to Earn Your Own Money
- Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
- Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
- Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
- Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
- We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
- MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments
- Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (formerly titled "WE learned to deal with the embarrassment")
- Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
- What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
- The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
- His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
- Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
- To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
- Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
- Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?