Seminars For Males (prepared and presented by females)

  1. Combatting Stupidity
  2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
  3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
  4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
  6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
  8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
  9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
  10. How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
  11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
  12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
  13. You: The Weaker Sex
  14. Reasons to Give Flowers
  15. How to Stay Awake After Sex -- Afterglow, Hold Me, Talk to Me
  16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
  17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
  18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try
  19. The Morning Dilemma -- If IT's awake: Take A Cold Shower
  20. I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
  21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
  22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
  23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
  24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
  25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
  26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
  27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
  28. Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too
  29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
  30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
  31. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked")
  32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
  33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary
  34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
  35. Techniques of Calling Home
  36. Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.

    Seminars For Females (prepared and presented by males)

  1. Are You Ready to Leave?: Definition of the Word YES
  2. Appropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled "Honey, Do I Look Fat?")
  3. Elementary Map Reading
  4. Crying and Law Enforcement
  5. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
  6. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
  7. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
  8. The Seven-Outfit Week
  9. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With It")
  10. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
  11. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Red Lights
  12. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
  13. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
  14. The Super Bowl: Not a Game: A Sacrament
  15. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")
  16. How to Earn Your Own Money
  17. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
  18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
  19. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
  20. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
  21. We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
  22. MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments
  23. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (formerly titled "WE learned to deal with the embarrassment")
  24. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
  25. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
  26. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
  27. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
  28. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
  29. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
  30. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
  31. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?