Why A Woman Is Better Than A Dog

• The sex is better.
• A woman will not lift her leg and urinate in a public place.
• If you are dating the right kind of woman, she will never get the urge to gyrate on the legs of strange men.
• Most women have less body hair than dogs.
• The offspring a woman gives you are likely to be more attractive than the offspring your dog will give you.
• A woman does not need you to let her out to relieve herself. She can find her own way to the bathroom just fine.
• A wet woman in the rain is sexy. A wet dog just stinks.
• A woman will not sniff the crotches of other people.
• A woman will never chew your slippers.
• Dogs never have fresh breath.
• When was the last time a dog cooked you dinner?
• You never have to wipe the "gunk" out of the corner of a woman's eyes.
• A woman won't hang her head out of the car window when you are driving.
• A woman will not bark in the middle of the night and keep you awake unless that is what you want!
• A woman will not lose all bladder control when she gets excited.
• How many dogs do you know that are willing to do "that?"
• No dog looks good in lingerie.
• It's just not the same when a dog slips you the tongue (I assume!).
• Women always smell prettier than dogs.
• Most women don't drool.